Thursday, 13 November 2008

How to not get work experience grrrrrr

  • apply to one place at a time-out of courtesy of course
  • apply to multiple places at a time, in the hope of one saying yes
  • apply via email- very politely stating what you want-either get no reply or a rather rude one from the Telegraph review
  • call- very unhelpful switchboard assistants whose goal in life is not to let you speak to anybody
Possible ways i might try to get work experience

  • offer to give them money so I can work there
  • stand outside the offices with a banner saying 'MA student wanting to work FOR FREE'
  • stalk the editors of the company, sit outside the office, track down their home addresses, call them at all hours of the night!
  • sleep with the mail boy (that probably won't work)
  • start a campaign of hate against the publications and only agree to disband unless the give me work experience.

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