Things that really annoy me-a moaning list

• getting up at 6.30am
• baristas who repeatedly get my coffee order wrong! Tall, Skinny, Caramel Capachinno to go-how hard is that??
•  hard core feminists who think that looking good is degrading-they're just ugly and bitter.
• people who wear stupid outfits just to get noticed-today i saw a girl with blue tights with white bones on then. I imagine it was meant to look like her sceleton...it just looked stupid, AND made her legs look fat
• coloured tights in general-i decided never to wear red tights after i heard a man pointing to a girl wearing them on the train saying "it looked like she'd had her period down them"
• Jamie Oliver- he really and truly sold out
• big bank bosses still getting bonuses and ridiculously large ammounts of money while tax payer foot the bill
• Granny Pants
• people who don't like pirate facebook- oh arrrrrr!
• wearing flip flops in the rain
• the fact that I've lost the scroll bar on my word for mac?? (if anyone knows how to get it back pleasssssssse tell me)
• x factor- a show for talentless idiots
• simon cowell- a talentless idiot
• the fact that there are no more harry potter books coming out
• when people don't email me back-Glamour Magazine I'm refering to you!!!!!
• spilling things down white tops
• men in general-need i say more?
• that my eyebrows ALWAYS need plucking!
• Sarah Palin thinking she was talking to Sarkozy-come on girl!!!!!

Grandma Glamour- men want sex appeal, not knitting.

Prince Will is meant to be in a very very very serious replationship with Kate Middleton.

She's said to be at the height of cultured fashion, although in my opinino, frumpy and drab. She's not ugly, but there is something of a Katie Holmes/granny vibe about her-which is just not the right image for a young girl.

Aparrently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Last night Wills, Harry and Chelsey (note no kate) when out on a very expensive night on the town, Kate was probably tucked up in bed with a warm glass of milk. They were having a great time, a few drinks, a few jokes....

Enter Paris Hilton. (and Christina)

Will cannot take his eyes off her. The blonde glamourous slightly slutty looking girl who is a million miles away from his dowdy girlfriend.

According to sources after inviting them to share his table, Will repeated comments on how beautiful she is, repeatedly.

I think this says it all really. No guy, not even the heir to the throne really fantasises about their grandma.

You can only be young once after all. Make the most of it.