Things that really annoy me-a moaning list

• getting up at 6.30am
• baristas who repeatedly get my coffee order wrong! Tall, Skinny, Caramel Capachinno to go-how hard is that??
•  hard core feminists who think that looking good is degrading-they're just ugly and bitter.
• people who wear stupid outfits just to get noticed-today i saw a girl with blue tights with white bones on then. I imagine it was meant to look like her sceleton...it just looked stupid, AND made her legs look fat
• coloured tights in general-i decided never to wear red tights after i heard a man pointing to a girl wearing them on the train saying "it looked like she'd had her period down them"
• Jamie Oliver- he really and truly sold out
• big bank bosses still getting bonuses and ridiculously large ammounts of money while tax payer foot the bill
• Granny Pants
• people who don't like pirate facebook- oh arrrrrr!
• wearing flip flops in the rain
• the fact that I've lost the scroll bar on my word for mac?? (if anyone knows how to get it back pleasssssssse tell me)
• x factor- a show for talentless idiots
• simon cowell- a talentless idiot
• the fact that there are no more harry potter books coming out
• when people don't email me back-Glamour Magazine I'm refering to you!!!!!
• spilling things down white tops
• men in general-need i say more?
• that my eyebrows ALWAYS need plucking!
• Sarah Palin thinking she was talking to Sarkozy-come on girl!!!!!

rotten rotherham-at least thats what we now all think

Jamie Oliver's new Ministry of Food campaign has thrust Rotherham right into the for front of the publice eye. 

For being possibly the crappest town in Britian.

Understandably the residents are not too thrilled.Debbie Johnson, who works in the Thornton's in the high street says the program

"made us all look stupid. It even made me ashamed of being from Rotherham"

I'm not surprised. Not when the poster girl for the town is a women who DOESN'T know what boiling water looks like! Honestly.

But not only are the people being publicly humiliated- they are also being fleesed by the program.

£££ for Jamie

In good old Jamie fashion, there's big money involved. The city council and the Rotherham NHS have agreed to spend £100,000 keeping the cooking centre open for a year.

Tony Mannion, a Conservative councillor said "I am absolutely astounded that we are subsidising Jamie Oliver and Channel 4 to make programs"

Well we already know Jamie's biggest cause is his own.

Jamie's fowl dinners really are fowl

Jamie Oliver, the spokesman for free range organic chickens uses battery eggs in his ready made sauces.

He is the Patron of the friggin' Battery Hen Wellfare Trust!

I guess that at the end of the day things really do come down to money.

In January this year, Jamie needed a new angle to keep up his t.v status (and wage packet), so he denounced battery chickens along with Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and Gordon Ramsey.

Camp Jamie also needed to keep profit up on his ready made sauces, so in the battery eggs go. Good plan, shame someone noticed.

Not the First Time

This isn't the first time we've seen Jamie's conflicting views on chickens, one of his restaurant's emerged to be serving eggs from battery hens earlier in the year.

Apparently Jamie was unaware of both of there incidents, and a new recipe for his green pesto sauce (made without the help of battery hens) will be on sale from January.

But the Green Pesto sauce already in the shops will stay there, they've got to keep making a profit after all.